| Uterus: | I wanted a baby this month. |
| Me: | No. Please. Stop. NOT THE KINFE- |
| Uterus: | I wanted a fucking baby this month bitch. |
| Me: | No. No. Stop. No more. I can't. I'll give you anything. |
| Uterus: | I WANT A HEATING PAD AND A POUND OF CHOCOLATE BITCH |
| Me: | Ok. Ok. |
| Uterus: | NOT GOOD ENOUGH |
| Me: | NOT THE MACHETE |
i know my boyfriend is hot but honestly if this chick tries anything more im going to deck her
me in every aspect of life
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